Say What?!

• Paris the pole dancer – POTO
• Britney Spears has a body double – DH
• Lindsay Lohan’s in jail! - DL
• Marie Osmonds 16 year old son is in rehab – HBW
• Heidi Klum: Nippleless wonder – CNW
• Hubba Hubba, Hugh Jackman hits the beach – CBS
• Kim Kardashian poses with lots of apples – DSF
• Lauren Conrad says The Hills is not fake – HG
• The many faces of Boy George – CSB
• Amy Winehouse gets booed – WW
• Arrest warrent issued for Hayden Panettiere – SC
• Nicole Richie and Joel Madden start a charity – GB
• Owen Wilson’s new girlfriend – WLC
• Kanye cancels Victoria’s Secret performance – B&B
• Sarah Silverman joins the strike – CWS
• Lily Allen gets the humpty – HM
• Jessica Simpson is tired of “playing” with boys and wants a man – B&SG
• Alicia Keys fans left disappointed – ASL
• Did Angelina Jolie have a miscarriage? - PB 
• Shar’s babysitting Britney’s kids? – POTP
• An annual golf tournament in LV will be named after Justin Timberlake – OLL
• Dita Von Teese and Eve hook up for charity – MHU
• Battle of the Bust – Crave