Say What?!

• Paris Hilton’s new shoe line awful - DL
• Where the hell is Yosemite Sam when you need him?! - ASL
• Want to be happy? Date an ugly dude - JB
• Jennifer Aniston’s bikini body is HOT! - FC
• Wanna look like Rachel Bilson?! - MHU
• J.K. Rowling was suicidal - INO
• Posh’s new Marc Jacobs ad is not cute - HM
• Claudia Schiffer sells stuff with her body - CNW
• Colin Farell is indifferent to strangers wanting his body - WW
• Katie Price aka Jordan aka Katie Andre, WTF?! - TRR
• Kate, Len and Lilly visit a pet store - CBS
• Stick Pants, WHAT?! - A!
• Victoria’s Secret models at the beach - JIYHM
• Now WTF is Paris Hilton doing? - CWS
• Clay Aiken’s new album cover, LOL! - POTP
• Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon’s marriage officially annuled - B&B
• Lawsuit filed against Hogan family - GB
• 12 year old arrested after throwing rock at Soulja Boy bus - CSB
• Jessica Alba and Cash at the beach - DR
• Cameron Diaz’s day of wine and roses - HO