Say What?!

• Victoria’s Secret model Mirana Kerr is wasted! – WTS
• Natalie Portman & Scarlett Johansson makeout on the red carpet – TC
• Gary Coleman is married and still a virgin – POTP
• Gisele Bundchen will be the new face for Max Factor – GR
• Wow, JoJo is almost unrecognizable - INO
• Hannah Montanta haircare? Are you kidding me?! – SD
• Madonna and kids at LAX - CBS
• New Dior Addict Shine – MHU
• These boobs were made for Walken – ABH
• Pam Anderson goes topless at Crazy Horse - BS
• Vacancy at The Hottie & The Nottie Vegas screening – DR
• Britney Spears accused of stealing $200 top – GB
• Umm, ewww. Fan gets picture of Victoria Beckham tattooed on her back – B&B
• Aretha Franklin in trouble with PETA – CSB
• Russell Crow = Fat Bastard? - WIMB
• Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia go to prom on a date – GTS
• Blake incarcerated is mad classy - CWS