Rihanna Employs a Dude to Watch Out For UFOs for Her in Nevada | dailystab.com
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File this one under “weird news story” and place it next to the Charlie Sheen and Amanda Bynes mental breakdown files. Apparently, Rihanna employs a guy to watch the skies for her on a 24/7 basis in case there are any UFO sightings. The guy is a supposed “sky scanner” who is staying in Nevada to watch for spaceships and other unidentified flying objects, because Rihanna is interested in investigating the phenomena. A source commented:

“Rihanna has always been convinced aliens will land on Earth in her lifetime. So she started using the man, who calls himself a sky scanner, to give her information from Nevada on anything that relates to sightings.”

The man keeps in touch regularly and is based close to Area 51. The insider says Rihanna is a complete believer and it dates back to her early years when she used to watch the skies with her now estranged father Ronald:

“He keeps in touch with her from the Little A’Le’Inn, a motel which hosts Ufo hunters. It’s also near one of the world’s most secret government bases, Area 51. This isn’t a fad for Rihanna, she is a total believer and doesn’t mind spending her money on it to get results.”

Even the guys behind X-Files couldn’t come up with this brilliant one – it’s just missing a few ghosts and body-morphing swamp creatures to be a really horrible, overly computerized Syfy movie.

6 Responses to “Rihanna Employs a Dude to Watch Out For UFOs for Her in Nevada” Subscribe

  1. Erin September 3, 2013 at 11:49 am #

    Wonder how much her sky scanner gets paid. Sounds like a pretty good gig.

  2. Ali September 3, 2013 at 1:45 pm #

    She’s bizarre….

  3. maurice September 3, 2013 at 7:42 pm #

    the weed is getting to her head

  4. Allie September 3, 2013 at 10:23 pm #

    She’s losing it

  5. jody September 3, 2013 at 11:28 pm #

    why not – she also employs a dude to bring her dope

  6. Robyn Good September 3, 2013 at 11:29 pm #

    She really is out of her mind!

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