Obama Has Pissed Off NASCAR Fans
April 1, 2009

President Barack Obama has gone and pissed off of NASCAR fans.
The White House today announced that GM and Chrysler’s participation in NASCAR racing must end after the 2009 season.
Obama says that by doing so the companies are expected to save more than $250 million.
A statement from Obama read:
“Automakers used to operate on the principle of ‘win on Sunday, sell on Monday,’ but the Auto Task Force’s research just doesn’t validate that as true.”
. . “In order to receive this money, corporations must demonstrate they will spend it wisely. Racing has been said to improve on-road technology, but frankly, NASCAR almost flaunts its standing among the lowest-tech forms of motorsport. NASCAR is not proven to drive advancements that transfer from the racetrack to the road, and this nation’s way forward does not hinge on decades-old technology. We need new, and we need innovation.”




April 1st, 2009 at 2:29 pm
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April 1st, 2009 at 4:01 pm
What a bunch of fools we have running this country… If we cant sit back and watch nascar, were done for.
April 1st, 2009 at 10:15 pm
The man scares me, am I a NASCAR fan? No, but seriously, this is also the dude that is trying to past the Employee Free Choice Act and make it easier for the Unions to get a stronghold. How does he think the car companies got into so much trouble, it wasn’t NASCAR but look at the Union stronghold in the car industry…
April 1st, 2009 at 10:48 pm
You idiots. This was an April Fool joke by Sports Illustrated.
And boy are you Republicans a bunch of fools.
April 2nd, 2009 at 2:20 am
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April 2nd, 2009 at 10:35 pm
No, the people who voted for Obama are idiots. He’s too busy pushing his own adgenda and spending money our country doesn’t have to be a real president. He thinks he’s unstoppable and hate to break it to him, but he’s a human as the next person. Who cares what he does on a day-to-day basis?!?!?!? No one really cares what type of dog he gets. When he gets one I hope it craps on his pillow! Also, getting the Queen of England an Ipod? How ignorant!