Larry Flynt And Joe Francis Ask Government For $5 Billion Porn Industry Bailout

January 7, 2009

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 Joe Francis and Larry Flynt have asked the Government for a $5 billion bailout claiming the troubled economy has hurt the porn industry.

Flynt, Hustler’s main dude and Francis, Girls Gone Wild’s main dude, are asking the government for the bailout claiming the bad economy has hurt them and DVD sales are down 22% in the last 12 months due to the global recession.

“With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind,” Flynt says. “It’s time for Congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America.”

Francis feels since the big three automakers are getting help, they should too :

“Congress seems willing to help shore up our nation’s most important businesses; we feel we deserve the same consideration.”

Francis says he’s going to D.C. to personally make the pitch.

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4 Responses to “Larry Flynt And Joe Francis Ask Government For $5 Billion Porn Industry Bailout”

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  3. JEFF GORDON Says:

    If Bill Clinton was still president this would pass instantly.

  4. ladybleu Says:

    Is this a joke? Come on now. Do you really think I want my tax dollars to help the porn industry? Nada. Porn is an addiction as is alcohol, drugs, gambling, etc. Go to rehab-get some counseling.

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