Lady Attacked After Jumping Into Polar Bear Exhibit
April 11, 2009


So apparently a 32-year-old woman thought it would be a great idea to jump into the water with some Polar Bears at a Berlin Zoo DURING FEEDING TIME!!
As to why she dove in, The Daily News says:
It is not known why the woman pulled the dangerous stunt but she initially appeared to be elated as she swam towards a bear in the enclosure.
Oh.My.God.
Six zookeepers’ tried to distract the four Polar Bears that were in the enclosure, but the woman was bitten several times on her arms and legs.
It is not easy to access the enclosure, which is surrounded by a fence, a line of prickly hedges and a wall.
Zoo spokesman Heiner Kloes said that keepers pushed the huge bear away before pulling the woman out.
She was then taken to a hospital for treatment where she is now recovering after undergoing surgery to heal her wounds.
Watch the video above.



April 12th, 2009 at 12:51 am
dumb bitch
April 12th, 2009 at 8:23 am
these animals travel hundreds of miles to kill a seal through an ice hole. I don’t think killing Fatty McButterpants in his own swimming pool would be much of a challenge. They were playing with her.
April 12th, 2009 at 9:19 am
It’s obvious why she could float. Those things are HUGE!
April 12th, 2009 at 9:38 am
Fat deranged Teutonic twat
April 12th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Stoned, drunk, stupid! Hope she gets fined big time!
April 12th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
She should be fined, and banded from the Zoo! What was she thinking!
April 12th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Maybe she has a mental disorder. I really cant imagine
being drunk enough to think jumping into a bear cage would be a
fun time. But she’s lucky, that it was feeding time and that they
were just playing with her… I bet the fish they had was much more tasty.
April 12th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
bears should be treated from the blood of the lady or the will become stubid
April 12th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
Why in the hell would you jump in with the dayam bears in the first place??
That was just plain dumb on her part…..I’m sorry but when you do
dumb sh*t I feel no pain for you.
April 13th, 2009 at 8:15 am
I can’t stop laughing about this, who in their right mind would do
something like this?..I agree I hope they do fine the crap outta her,
then maybe she wont do it again. Whats wrong with people these days.
She needs some help!!!
April 13th, 2009 at 11:31 am
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April 13th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
If you’re going to make the effort to climb a fence and hedges to jump
into a polar bear exhibit, you deserve what you get! She should also get
a ticket or something. Hopefully the authorities DO NOT punish the bears
for doing only what the know, play and eat.
You make your bed, now lay in it!
April 13th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Bill Hager theory of Life…..”When you’re Stupid, You Suffer”
Nuff Said….
April 13th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
That is the single greatest thing I have seen this week I wish more
would expose themselves to wild animals. Instead of distracting the
bears the zookeepers should man the cameras, and let nature take its
course. Maybe zoos should install slides into their exhibits to expedite
the whole process.
April 14th, 2009 at 9:18 am
a real dumb bitch, should have jumped before they fed the bears would have saved the zoo some money
April 14th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Polar Bears: WTF is a Manitee doing in my pond?!!
April 14th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
she brought stupid bitch to a whole new level
April 14th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Cheating Darwin’s theory of “Survival of the Fittest” *face palm*
April 15th, 2009 at 6:51 am
Can we say death sentence!? Not even mental problems is a good excuse for this one!!! I mean honestly!
April 15th, 2009 at 8:30 am
How retarded can people get these days?!?
April 16th, 2009 at 3:56 am
ROFLROFLROFL! Look at her face! Pure agony! She totally deserved to get eaten by all those bears! ..Huh?! But, Wait! How the hell did a woman of her size even get over a super tall fence with “prickly hedges and a wall”?! Seriously..WTF?! If I were one of those zookeepers, I would have stood there to point and laugh, instead of throwing her life-rings that her fatass can’t even fit into anyway! She really DID bring “stupid bitch” to a whole new level…..WOW.