She gets the best of both worlds!
Dave has the best reason to stop doing drugs ever..
Kim has been bragging about how she’s just getting better and better (and her surgery bill just gets more expensive).
Janice has come forward after all of this time to give a detailed account of what happened.
More evidence that home-schooled kids are weird.
She was just joking about wanting to slit their wrists and light them on fire… ha?