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Jimmy Kimmel poked fun at a slew of celebrities, President Obama, and the secret service during his 30 minute speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner last night. He joked that since Osama bin Laden was dead the Navy Seals should focus on someone, or should I say someone named Kim and her entire family:

“Who will it be this year?” Kimmel joked. “The Navy SEALs, he said, should focus on the Kardashians.”

He also poked fun at Lindsay Lohan, who was surprisingly in attendance:

“Sully Sullenberger, can you take Lindsay Lohan home” he told the pilot who famously landed US Airways Flight 1549 in the Hudson River. “And make sure you don’t run into a goose… a Grey Goose!”

Of course Kimmel wasn’t going to let the secret service off the hook after their incident in Columbia:

“I have a lot of Secret Service jokes,” Kimmel said. “I told them for $800 I wouldn’t tell them, but they only offered 30.”

“This is what women look like in Colombia,” Kimmel said pointing to Sofia Vergara. “What’s the Secret Service supposed to do?”

What a funny guy that Kimmel is! What a perfect choice to host the dinner, he also picked on President Obama as well:

“Hey Mr. President, do you remember when the country rallied around you in hopes for a better tomorrow?” he asked. “That was hilarious.”

Good one!

 

 

 

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