Jimmy Kimmel hosts White House Correspondents Dinner | dailystab.com
Desmotivaciones

Jimmy Kimmel poked fun at a slew of celebrities, President Obama, and the secret service during his 30 minute speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner last night. He joked that since Osama bin Laden was dead the Navy Seals should focus on someone, or should I say someone named Kim and her entire family:

“Who will it be this year?” Kimmel joked. “The Navy SEALs, he said, should focus on the Kardashians.”

He also poked fun at Lindsay Lohan, who was surprisingly in attendance:

“Sully Sullenberger, can you take Lindsay Lohan home” he told the pilot who famously landed US Airways Flight 1549 in the Hudson River. “And make sure you don’t run into a goose… a Grey Goose!”

Of course Kimmel wasn’t going to let the secret service off the hook after their incident in Columbia:

“I have a lot of Secret Service jokes,” Kimmel said. “I told them for $800 I wouldn’t tell them, but they only offered 30.”

“This is what women look like in Colombia,” Kimmel said pointing to Sofia Vergara. “What’s the Secret Service supposed to do?”

What a funny guy that Kimmel is! What a perfect choice to host the dinner, he also picked on President Obama as well:

“Hey Mr. President, do you remember when the country rallied around you in hopes for a better tomorrow?” he asked. “That was hilarious.”

Good one!

 

 

 

Tags: , , ,

No comments yet.

Leave a Reply

More News

Will Smith on Giving His Kids Freedom: “I Think it May Have Been a Mistake”

Will has candidly admitted that he probably gave his kids too much freedom (and it's why they're kind of douchebags now)..

HollywoodLife News VIDEO: Kendall Jenner Pissed At Family For Hurting Her Modeling Career

Kendall Jennner yells at Caitlyn Jenner and gets pissed at the Kardashian family for hurting her chances in the modeling industry.

TMZ News VIDEO:Kendall Jenner Sues Laser Co: This Face Gets At Least $10 Mil for Endorsements

Kendall Jenner's calling out a skin treatment company in a lawsuit, and the takeaway is this -- she gets paid way more money than we thought, and she's very, very, VERY successful.

TMZ News VIDEO: Kardashians and OJ Make a Pretty Weird Picture

Kris and Caitlyn Jenner went to Kanye’s listening party in NYC and it’s a far cry from a picture of them with OJ and Nicole Simpson in Cabo 22 years ago.

TMZ News VIDEO: Gwyneth Paltrow Goes Cheek to Cheek with Blac Chyna

It’s Gwyneth vs. Amber Rose and Blac Chyna in the best celebrity ass-off yet!

Enews News VIDEO: E! Invades New York Fashion Week 2016

Get access to designers, runway shows and celebrities in the heart of the Big Apple. E!'s live coverage continues all week long!