Jared (The Subway Guy) Has A Dirty Past
May 9, 2007
So just in case anyone cares, Jared Fogle, better known as the guy who lost a ton of weight by only eating at Subway, used to sell porn videos out of his dorm room in college and only ate Subway because he was too lazy to go anywhere else.
According to a source at Best Week Ever, while studying at Indiana University, Fogle ran a very successful pornography rental company out of his bedroom. His porn collection was vast and extensive, and Fogle rook his business pretty seriously. A video would run a patron a dollar a day (cheap!), and people would come from all over to take advantage of the deal. Needless to say, Jared had enough porn to keep his customers happy.
As far as his incredible weight loss goes, it turns out it wasn’t as motivated as you would think. In fact, what got Jared hooked on Subway in the first place was laziness. The sandwich chain had opened a branch on the first floor of Jared’s dorm, and what with his busy porn company, Jared began eating the sandwiches out of extreme laziness. It was the closest fast food available!
May 9th, 2007 at 3:29 pm
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May 9th, 2007 at 3:48 pm
Thats awesome!
May 9th, 2007 at 4:59 pm
ewwwww
I just lost all of my very little respect for him….
May 10th, 2007 at 5:36 pm
I went to IU, and the rumor I heard was that he was stalking one of the girls that worked there!
June 4th, 2007 at 3:52 am
Wow. A “source” tells you this stuff eh?
That’s an iron-clad guarantee.
But I spoke to an “insider” at your web site and he promised me that your stories are 100% bullshit. The insider also informs me that by saying “insider” or “source” or “a friend” I can then go on the print any lie I want without risking being sued for liable.
Just another bullshit internet site. Congratulations.
June 4th, 2007 at 1:01 pm
Hello Neal its your wife (allegedly). Once again you have not been taking your anger management medication. Maybe you should also look up what a block quote is. BTW, all your stuff is on the sidewalk. (allegedly) I’m leaving you for another man. (allegedly). Bye!
June 4th, 2007 at 1:02 pm
Well actually ‘neale’ if you had read the quote, it says ‘A SOURCE AT BEST WEEK EVER’ which is where this story came from. Therfore it is their source. And I love how you talk about lying…. you say you spoke to an ‘insider’ at my website, considering my website consists of my husband and myself, i think its pretty safe to say that you are the one that is full of shit
Have a great day!
February 18th, 2008 at 5:49 am
I realize this is a few months late buuuuut….. I’m from Bloomington, Indiana, the town Indiana University is in, and the rumors are true. The student teacher in my high school english class went to IU and lived in Jared’s dorm her freshman year. He did sell porn from his room. He was known as “Jared the Porn Guy.” And the subway he eventually went to was in the bottom floor of his apartment. I love subway, but this one’s really dirty. It’s next to campus on the corner of Woodlawn and Atwater Ave.
November 17th, 2009 at 4:10 am
Then when the internet put him out of business, he had to make money some other way… and in came Subway!