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Charles Barkley was arrested for DUI in Arizona early this morning after telling cops he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to get some oral sex.

The officer who wrote the report said:

“He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat.”

“He asked me to admit that she was ‘hot.’ He asked me, ‘You want the truth?’ When I told him I did he said, ‘I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b**w job. He then explained that she had given him a ‘blow job’ one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life.”

The report says when Barkley was taken to the station, he told one of the employees:

“I’ll tattoo my name on your ass” if he helped “get him out of the DUI.” According to the report, “He laughed and then quickly corrected himself and said, ‘I’ll tattoo your name on my ass’ and then laughed again.”

The report also says officers “found a handgun in the vehicle” which was immediately impounded. The report doesn’t say if the handgun was legal or not, and the only thing that we know for sure was loaded.

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  1. Brenda January 3, 2009 at 3:00 am #

    What a lovely story!! lol

  2. Brenda January 3, 2009 at 3:02 am #

    Nice mugshot too!!! Must have really been hot that night!!

  3. Brenda January 3, 2009 at 3:12 am #

    I was just reading that Charles has been married for 20 years and also has a daughter.

  4. nick January 13, 2009 at 5:57 pm #

    his wife only allows this because he has a blackcock

  5. Mike January 13, 2009 at 11:49 pm #

    He’s human and made a mistake. He must think of his family first.

  6. Machiel January 15, 2009 at 1:40 pm #

    i heard he’s hung like cal jammer.

  7. Brian February 17, 2009 at 1:19 pm #

    Gambling, prostitutes what’s next with this guy? TNT are idiots for allowing him back on the air! Rules only apply to people that aren’t millionaires.

  8. Bob February 6, 2011 at 11:12 am #

    Barkley was a major player during his time on the court so why not leave it at that? Sounds like he has too much time on his hands (oops……you know ‘where’ I mean)! If it’s true that he has been married for 20 years and has a child then shame on him………but maybe he has no sense of shame……you think?

  9. ronald nash May 10, 2012 at 4:47 pm #

    nothing wrong with being in a huryy to get some head.You only live once and Mrs. Barkley understands it takes some pressure offf of her to have someone else pinch hit for her.

  10. Angel May 14, 2012 at 10:02 pm #

    ^ epic reply lol

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