Britney Spears To Play A Killer Lesbian Stripper In Quentin Tarantino’s Next Movie

August 6, 2008

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Wow, this seems a bit far fetched, but word is Britney Spears is set to play a killer lesbian stripper in Quentin Tarantino’s next movie.  I’m having a hard time believeing this….

Britney was Tarantino’s first choice to play a deranged dancer called Varla in the remake of 1965 cult film ‘Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!’.

A movie insider said:

“Quentin is convinced Britney will be brilliant.

“Britney is delighted, she thinks it could turn her career and her life around. A successful film could help her get out of her current nightmare.

“It is perfect Tarantino material. He wanted to get Britney first. She’s playing the most important character.”

In the film, Varla, who was originally played by Tura Satana, leads a trio of violent strippers and kills a man with her bare hands.

Tarantino is now trying to persuade two other leading Hollywood beauties to sign up.

I don’t know about this!

photo: WENN
 

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8 Responses to “Britney Spears To Play A Killer Lesbian Stripper In Quentin Tarantino’s Next Movie”

  1. davelog Says:

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

  2. Hellvis Says:

    WTF? I think I just pooped a question mark…

    Tarantino, man, WAKE UP! You’re not right on this one, bro.

  3. den_of_thieves Says:

    Come on people, lets not forget that the original “Faster Pussycat,
    Kill Kill” was filled with bad acting,and horrible writing,
    interspersed with really tedious fight scenes.

    Britney will be perfect.

  4. Judge Says:

    Sorry, its not happening. Here’s the details:

    http://mediamorgue.blogspot.com/2008/03/quentin-tarantino-pawn-of-corporate.html

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  6. davelog Says:

    Thank you Judge. I can sleep tonight.

    Russ Meyer is off limits. His work stands on its own, and needs no remakes.

  7. LostSoul Says:

    While I’d love to see Tarantino tackle a Meyer’s flick and make it his own…As well as Britney play a stripper and go gay for pay…The only remake Tarantino’s doin’ is “Inglorious Bastards”; and, Britney’s still working her next album; and has no time for acting…So, DS is right when he says he has a hard time believing this one…

  8. mikael christiansen Says:

    I will look forward to Britney Spears as a stripper she’ll do it well

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