Brad Pitt In Wired Magazine

 

Brad Pitt is on the cover of the August issue of Wired Magazine where the Inglourious Basterds star offers up some cell phone, Twitter and online dating advice.

On Ashton Kutcher Tweeting a pic of Demi Moore’s butt: “Don’t take a picture of your wife’s butt. That’s silly. Take pictures of other people’s wives’ butts.”

On lying when your looking for a date online: “Everyone lies online. In fact, readers expect you to lie. If you don’t, they’ll think you make less than you actually do. So the only way to tell the truth is to lie.”

When asked about talking on the phone while taking a whiz?: “No, you can’t talk on the phone! Do you want the guy next to you to hear your entire conversation? That’s why you should only text in the bathroom. Just be sure you don’t hit the wrong button and end up putting a photo of your junk on Twitter. Trust me, you don’t want those followers.”

Brad’s issue hits newsstands July 21.